During fall break of freshman year in college, I started taking shots of vodka to see what getting wasted felt like. The next morning, I woke up in the top bunk of my loft covered in dried vomit and hungover to the maintenance man saying "someone must have had a party last night!". Hours later, I realized I was completely naked, the floor was covered in vomit, and there was porn on my computer screen. I spent several hours cleaning up, but the stain on my dignity will never wash out.

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I once got so drunk playing beer pong that I ended up running around my dorm naked, on the girls floor. We were mixing tequila and jager all night, and somehow decided it would be a good idea to switch to beer. Well, after a few hours of playing, I blacked out and somehow, one of my buddies had pictures the next morning of me butt naked in the girls bathroom trying to piss in the stall where a girl was already going...

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