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my girlfriend dragged me to a hardcore fan party after seeing the new moon premiere. I woke up with a "team edward" tattoo on my right arm.

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Jan 2, 2010 12:34 PM - Party - by Jake

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It was a few years ago and i havent ever drunk that much again! i went to the pub at 10am new years eve with a friend and began drinking... this continued solidly till 10:30pm, we then got invited to a party and carried on drinking - with a huge box of beer on the bus there. I drank most of that and half a bottle of sherry and agreed, whilst sat on a motorbike with no front wheel, that i would indeed marry my boyfriend of one week.

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Jan 3, 2010 12:56 PM - Wasted - by Newly wed

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Last night we all got bowlcuts and went down to jack in the box.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:27 PM - Funny - by bowlcutman

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Me and a friend went to some charity dinner at a restaurant. The place had some crazy shows. Me and my friend started with Bud Light and before we knew it we were taking Jager shots. I got lit pretty fast. I later went outside and it hit me really hard. The last thing I remember was being face down in a trash can with an Austin Powers look-a-like.

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Jan 2, 2010 12:33 PM - Funny - by FamousKid

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my friends were backpacking through europe. i think they were drunk and lost. one of them had to piss. so he goes up to a building and pisses on the wall. all of a sudden a giant light shined above him and choir music started to play. he realized he was pissing on the wall of a church, while a night mass was going on. the place is dismissed shortly after, and some of the congregation actually lend them their cell phones to call for directions. he pretty much pissed on a church, and got help after doing that. thank god.

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Jan 9, 2010 02:27 PM - Funny - by Believer

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During my earlier years,I had a huge house party,,got quite a bit loaded...decided to place one of those cat toys, that you wet and stick to a floor or table or door or.... my forehead.. So I licked it, stuck it to my forehead, and walked around what seemed like an hour, while people whacked and smacked it, all laughing the entire time. The thing is, I couldn't get the thing off my damn head... I spent about a week walking around with a huge red circle on my forehead.

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Jan 1, 2010 05:53 PM - Party - by nipple face

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Do you know what happens when you throw up out the window going 120 mph? I do...

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Jan 1, 2010 09:42 PM - Drunk - by Mike

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So me and my friend got drunk in the NY state park last night. We were so fucked up that we was walking down, kicking trees, looking for the fucking keebler elf.

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Jan 8, 2010 11:27 PM - Funny - by keebler elf

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I had 13 shots. I fell into a fire pit and got 3rd degree burns on my hand, I passed out in a parking lot, and just by absolute pure dumb luck, my friends happened to spot me lying there.

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Jan 2, 2010 08:22 PM - Wasted - by OMG

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So I was out in Pennstate for a weekend and went to a frat party and blacked out on the 4th floor of the building. I woke up the next morning looking at the toilet in the women's bathroom on the 1st floor wearing a shirt that wasn't mine and a bag with another shirt I have no clue how i got in my hand. I got out of the building and called my friends who left sometime last night because they couldn't find me and found out I was 2 hours walk out of campus with no fucking idea of how to get back. It took me 4 hours of walking the streets with awkward as hell looks from people to get back to the dorms.

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Jan 1, 2010 08:09 AM - Blackout - by Lost

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