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my girlfriend dragged me to a hardcore fan party after seeing the new moon premiere. I woke up with a "team edward" tattoo on my right arm.

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Jan 2, 2010 12:34 PM - Party - by Jake

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Had a bit more than I can handle one night, so my friend took me for a walk to clear my head. I ended up barffing my guts and letting rip this MASSIVE fart at the same time. I was so drunk I even blamed him.

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Jan 8, 2010 10:31 PM - Funny - by Rick

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One time we were so bombed, We went to a McDonalds and tried to Order Tacos lol.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:55 PM - Funny - by James

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my friends were backpacking through europe. i think they were drunk and lost. one of them had to piss. so he goes up to a building and pisses on the wall. all of a sudden a giant light shined above him and choir music started to play. he realized he was pissing on the wall of a church, while a night mass was going on. the place is dismissed shortly after, and some of the congregation actually lend them their cell phones to call for directions. he pretty much pissed on a church, and got help after doing that. thank god.

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Jan 9, 2010 02:27 PM - Funny - by Believer

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1 - 26 oz bottle of Lambs Rum, no mix, my best friends mother's bed, a huge amount of VOMIT. Not invited back ever again. Glad I grew up. Sigh!

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Jan 1, 2010 11:16 PM - Drunk - by Best Friend

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During fall break of freshman year in college, I started taking shots of vodka to see what getting wasted felt like. The next morning, I woke up in the top bunk of my loft covered in dried vomit and hungover to the maintenance man saying "someone must have had a party last night!". Hours later, I realized I was completely naked, the floor was covered in vomit, and there was porn on my computer screen. I spent several hours cleaning up, but the stain on my dignity will never wash out.

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Feb 2, 2010 12:56 AM - Blackout - by UTK_Student

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well i went out on a friday night after not sleeping for 48 hours, due to travel issues, and after copious drinking at last call i decide to grab 2 white russians and a 24oz brewdog and pound them down. i wake up the next morning with a gash in my forehead and my room is trashed to all belief. Apperantly i came into my room knocked over my desk hutch, it drilled me in the head, and then i decided i should flip my desk chair, couch and microwave, and then proceed to open my window... its 10 degrees out. i woke up with a big bump/gash on my forehead, a softball size bruise on my ass, and a large scrape on my shin.

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Jan 12, 2010 04:56 PM - Blackout - by joeshmo

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We start out a hole in the wall club in Tijuana where we get wasted off of margaritas and beer then find ourselves covered with mexcian prostitutes. One of my buddies takes the "lady of the night" up on her offer and pays to have sex. She leads him into an adjacent room where another random dude is getting a BJ from another whore. My friend strips down and begins to work the nasty when he realizes that he can't get it up. Near that time he notices that the other dude in the room is having the same problem but in that instant he catches his eyes and they laugh hysterically. They decide to swtich girls but the results are the same but you have to applaud his attempt to make it work.

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Jan 31, 2010 09:09 AM - Sex - by Drewman030

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Last night we all got bowlcuts and went down to jack in the box.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:27 PM - Funny - by bowlcutman

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I had 13 shots. I fell into a fire pit and got 3rd degree burns on my hand, I passed out in a parking lot, and just by absolute pure dumb luck, my friends happened to spot me lying there.

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Jan 2, 2010 08:22 PM - Wasted - by OMG

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