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New years 2010, went to sleep next to a girl, woke up next to a guy...

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Shit, you got !@# up (30) - Didn't drink enough (61)

Jan 3, 2010 11:45 AM - Blackout - by Notgay

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I wish I had a dollar for every time that I lost my keys and had to break a window to get into the house.

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Jan 8, 2010 03:14 PM - General - by homeless

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I was the maid of honor at my friend's wedding, and the bride and groom were seriously nervous, so they decided to jug a couple to help the nerves. They ended up getting so wasted the groom shoved cake into the bride's face so hard she fell on the floor and had a concussion.

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Jan 8, 2010 06:49 PM - Messed up - by maid of honor

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1 - 26 oz bottle of Lambs Rum, no mix, my best friends mother's bed, a huge amount of VOMIT. Not invited back ever again. Glad I grew up. Sigh!

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Jan 1, 2010 11:16 PM - Drunk - by Best Friend

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The other night I came back home so shit faced I could barely stand up. I looked for my keys and couldn't find em, apparently I dropped them in the cab. So I went around the house looking for unlocked windows, and started pushing one really hard getting pissed off. Turns out it wasn't unlocked. It shattered and some glass cut into my arm, I sat down on the curb and started eating some burrito I had left in my purse from tacobell while sobbing like a little girl. It was really fucking tasty.

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Jan 9, 2010 12:36 AM - Drunk - by Jason

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I woke up wondering why my nipple was tender. I put my hands on my breast only to realize I got my nipple pierced the night before.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:50 PM - Drunk - by Peaches

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One time we were so bombed, We went to a McDonalds and tried to Order Tacos lol.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:55 PM - Funny - by James

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I had 13 shots. I fell into a fire pit and got 3rd degree burns on my hand, I passed out in a parking lot, and just by absolute pure dumb luck, my friends happened to spot me lying there.

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Jan 2, 2010 08:22 PM - Wasted - by OMG

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Had a bit more than I can handle one night, so my friend took me for a walk to clear my head. I ended up barffing my guts and letting rip this MASSIVE fart at the same time. I was so drunk I even blamed him.

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Jan 8, 2010 10:31 PM - Funny - by Rick

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We went to a bar in Mexico and thought it was a sweet idea (at the time) to go to a donkey show. It was some dude in a costume banging a chick, we wanted a refund but didn't get it, so we decided to waste as much of their free booze as possible and got completely trashed.

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Shit, you got !@# up (61) - Didn't drink enough (29)

Jan 9, 2010 06:36 PM - Wasted - by Jackass

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