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On Halloween I did a kegstand in a French Maid's outfit and flashed the entire party. Fishnet stockings make me feel sexy.

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Jan 13, 2010 07:56 PM - Funny - by HowlinBlaze

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my friends were backpacking through europe. i think they were drunk and lost. one of them had to piss. so he goes up to a building and pisses on the wall. all of a sudden a giant light shined above him and choir music started to play. he realized he was pissing on the wall of a church, while a night mass was going on. the place is dismissed shortly after, and some of the congregation actually lend them their cell phones to call for directions. he pretty much pissed on a church, and got help after doing that. thank god.

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Jan 9, 2010 02:27 PM - Funny - by Believer

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So me and my friend got drunk in the NY state park last night. We were so fucked up that we was walking down, kicking trees, looking for the fucking keebler elf.

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Jan 8, 2010 11:27 PM - Funny - by keebler elf

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Had a bit more than I can handle one night, so my friend took me for a walk to clear my head. I ended up barffing my guts and letting rip this MASSIVE fart at the same time. I was so drunk I even blamed him.

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Jan 8, 2010 10:31 PM - Funny - by Rick

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One time we were so bombed, We went to a McDonalds and tried to Order Tacos lol.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:55 PM - Funny - by James

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I once got ridiculously wasted in NY, I didn't think they would let me on the plane so I took a cab home...to Michigan! The driver got pissed and kicked me out. I missed the flight...

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Jan 8, 2010 03:16 PM - Funny - by Ronald

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Last night we all got bowlcuts and went down to jack in the box.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:27 PM - Funny - by bowlcutman

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Me and a friend went to some charity dinner at a restaurant. The place had some crazy shows. Me and my friend started with Bud Light and before we knew it we were taking Jager shots. I got lit pretty fast. I later went outside and it hit me really hard. The last thing I remember was being face down in a trash can with an Austin Powers look-a-like.

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Jan 2, 2010 12:33 PM - Funny - by FamousKid

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