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I woke up completely naked with a Hilary Clinton bumper sticker on my bare chest..

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Shit, you got !@# up (8) - Didn't drink enough (0)

Jan 31, 2010 01:02 AM - Drunk - by mokmok

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Well I was at my best friend's party, I think it was a birthday party for someone. I invited my boyfriend to be at the party with me. We ended up drinking a lot... He ended up perfectly being able to walk on his hands in the middle of the street for long periods of time. Then, him and I had sex on the ground in an elementary school near my friend's house... The next morning my stalkings were missing... They were on the ground in the park. And, mind you, all of this was right next to a cop's house.

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Jan 26, 2010 12:21 AM - Drunk - by Alybaba

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one night i drank my pee and it was not so tasty but i was more drunk ....

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Jan 19, 2010 05:38 PM - Drunk - by hamimo

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The other night I came back home so shit faced I could barely stand up. I looked for my keys and couldn't find em, apparently I dropped them in the cab. So I went around the house looking for unlocked windows, and started pushing one really hard getting pissed off. Turns out it wasn't unlocked. It shattered and some glass cut into my arm, I sat down on the curb and started eating some burrito I had left in my purse from tacobell while sobbing like a little girl. It was really fucking tasty.

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Jan 9, 2010 12:36 AM - Drunk - by Jason

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On the way back from a trip to Mexico, my brother got so hammered we had to put him in a shopping cart and push him across the border. Unlike illegal aliens he didn't seem to want to leave.

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Shit, you got !@# up (47) - Didn't drink enough (15)

Jan 8, 2010 11:19 PM - Drunk - by Cartman

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I woke up wondering why my nipple was tender. I put my hands on my breast only to realize I got my nipple pierced the night before.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:50 PM - Drunk - by Peaches

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1 - 26 oz bottle of Lambs Rum, no mix, my best friends mother's bed, a huge amount of VOMIT. Not invited back ever again. Glad I grew up. Sigh!

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Shit, you got !@# up (53) - Didn't drink enough (39)

Jan 1, 2010 11:16 PM - Drunk - by Best Friend

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Do you know what happens when you throw up out the window going 120 mph? I do...

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Shit, you got !@# up (89) - Didn't drink enough (8)

Jan 1, 2010 09:42 PM - Drunk - by Mike

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