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1962, before we were there, go with girlfriend to house next to Madams Contums Whore house in Qiu Nhon Viet Nam. In middle of the night CQ and runner come to get me, argue with them, MP's show up argue with them refuse to show my ID runner gets behind wheel of jeep CQ stand in jeep grabs me and pulls me into back of jeep, we take off with SF MPs chasing us we get to our compound, MP's have no authorthy next day major tell SF Col that he can't have me and then tells me not to go down town for a while. yes we were there i had 137 combat missions

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Feb 6, 2010 11:34 AM - Wasted - by Ron Miller

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I once got so drunk playing beer pong that I ended up running around my dorm naked, on the girls floor. We were mixing tequila and jager all night, and somehow decided it would be a good idea to switch to beer. Well, after a few hours of playing, I blacked out and somehow, one of my buddies had pictures the next morning of me butt naked in the girls bathroom trying to piss in the stall where a girl was already going...

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Feb 4, 2010 01:20 PM - Blackout - by skipsbeerpong

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During fall break of freshman year in college, I started taking shots of vodka to see what getting wasted felt like. The next morning, I woke up in the top bunk of my loft covered in dried vomit and hungover to the maintenance man saying "someone must have had a party last night!". Hours later, I realized I was completely naked, the floor was covered in vomit, and there was porn on my computer screen. I spent several hours cleaning up, but the stain on my dignity will never wash out.

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Feb 2, 2010 12:56 AM - Blackout - by UTK_Student

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We start out a hole in the wall club in Tijuana where we get wasted off of margaritas and beer then find ourselves covered with mexcian prostitutes. One of my buddies takes the "lady of the night" up on her offer and pays to have sex. She leads him into an adjacent room where another random dude is getting a BJ from another whore. My friend strips down and begins to work the nasty when he realizes that he can't get it up. Near that time he notices that the other dude in the room is having the same problem but in that instant he catches his eyes and they laugh hysterically. They decide to swtich girls but the results are the same but you have to applaud his attempt to make it work.

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Jan 31, 2010 09:09 AM - Sex - by Drewman030

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So I went out with some old friends while at home visiting for the holidays and we decide to get bottle service at one of the posh clubs in town. We then procede to pick up two cougars and drink through 3 1/2 bottles of vodka between the 6 of us and are blackout drunk. All my friends are all smokers and decide to go out for a light. Apparently, two minutes later I'm walking out of the club with a cougar on each arm so my friends dismiss me for dead in the water. Later, they are walking out of the club back to my friends car and find me sitting in the parking garage stairwell with my pants off. I'm guessing it was a good time but a picture would have been worth 1,000 words for sure.

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Jan 31, 2010 08:57 AM - Blackout - by Drewman030

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I woke up completely naked with a Hilary Clinton bumper sticker on my bare chest..

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Jan 31, 2010 01:02 AM - Drunk - by mokmok

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Well I was at my best friend's party, I think it was a birthday party for someone. I invited my boyfriend to be at the party with me. We ended up drinking a lot... He ended up perfectly being able to walk on his hands in the middle of the street for long periods of time. Then, him and I had sex on the ground in an elementary school near my friend's house... The next morning my stalkings were missing... They were on the ground in the park. And, mind you, all of this was right next to a cop's house.

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Jan 26, 2010 12:21 AM - Drunk - by Alybaba

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one night i drank my pee and it was not so tasty but i was more drunk ....

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Jan 19, 2010 05:38 PM - Drunk - by hamimo

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On Halloween I did a kegstand in a French Maid's outfit and flashed the entire party. Fishnet stockings make me feel sexy.

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Jan 13, 2010 07:56 PM - Funny - by HowlinBlaze

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well i went out on a friday night after not sleeping for 48 hours, due to travel issues, and after copious drinking at last call i decide to grab 2 white russians and a 24oz brewdog and pound them down. i wake up the next morning with a gash in my forehead and my room is trashed to all belief. Apperantly i came into my room knocked over my desk hutch, it drilled me in the head, and then i decided i should flip my desk chair, couch and microwave, and then proceed to open my window... its 10 degrees out. i woke up with a big bump/gash on my forehead, a softball size bruise on my ass, and a large scrape on my shin.

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Shit, you got !@# up (20) - Didn't drink enough (2)

Jan 12, 2010 04:56 PM - Blackout - by joeshmo

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