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We went to a bar in Mexico and thought it was a sweet idea (at the time) to go to a donkey show. It was some dude in a costume banging a chick, we wanted a refund but didn't get it, so we decided to waste as much of their free booze as possible and got completely trashed.

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Jan 9, 2010 06:36 PM - Wasted - by Jackass

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my friends were backpacking through europe. i think they were drunk and lost. one of them had to piss. so he goes up to a building and pisses on the wall. all of a sudden a giant light shined above him and choir music started to play. he realized he was pissing on the wall of a church, while a night mass was going on. the place is dismissed shortly after, and some of the congregation actually lend them their cell phones to call for directions. he pretty much pissed on a church, and got help after doing that. thank god.

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Jan 9, 2010 02:27 PM - Funny - by Believer

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The other night I came back home so shit faced I could barely stand up. I looked for my keys and couldn't find em, apparently I dropped them in the cab. So I went around the house looking for unlocked windows, and started pushing one really hard getting pissed off. Turns out it wasn't unlocked. It shattered and some glass cut into my arm, I sat down on the curb and started eating some burrito I had left in my purse from tacobell while sobbing like a little girl. It was really fucking tasty.

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Jan 9, 2010 12:36 AM - Drunk - by Jason

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So me and my friend got drunk in the NY state park last night. We were so fucked up that we was walking down, kicking trees, looking for the fucking keebler elf.

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Jan 8, 2010 11:27 PM - Funny - by keebler elf

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On the way back from a trip to Mexico, my brother got so hammered we had to put him in a shopping cart and push him across the border. Unlike illegal aliens he didn't seem to want to leave.

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Jan 8, 2010 11:19 PM - Drunk - by Cartman

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Had a bit more than I can handle one night, so my friend took me for a walk to clear my head. I ended up barffing my guts and letting rip this MASSIVE fart at the same time. I was so drunk I even blamed him.

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Jan 8, 2010 10:31 PM - Funny - by Rick

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So I was out drinking at the local bar with some friends, after we had a few too many my friend threw up in her shot glass, so i decided to text my boyfriend to come get me. My boyfriend picked me up and i went straight to bed and passed out. The next morning i woke up in an apartment I don't recognize with some guy i don't even know.

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Jan 8, 2010 07:21 PM - Wasted - by where am i?

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I was the maid of honor at my friend's wedding, and the bride and groom were seriously nervous, so they decided to jug a couple to help the nerves. They ended up getting so wasted the groom shoved cake into the bride's face so hard she fell on the floor and had a concussion.

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Jan 8, 2010 06:49 PM - Messed up - by maid of honor

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One time we were so bombed, We went to a McDonalds and tried to Order Tacos lol.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:55 PM - Funny - by James

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I woke up wondering why my nipple was tender. I put my hands on my breast only to realize I got my nipple pierced the night before.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:50 PM - Drunk - by Peaches

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